Best adult lady chat
You get a same gender sibling, and take it in turns to gently place a hand on the other person’s arm, face, knee or thigh.
When the person being touched screams “arghhhhhhhh” and runs away to bathe in bleach, the toucher has won.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him I’d rather have a Mars Bar.
It’s up to the individual, but I’d advise that you avoid complimenting someone’s primary, secondary or tertiary sexual organs until you’ve known them for at least a week.
I know that some people just don’t like being touched, but even the huggiest and kissiest of us do a fair bit of involuntary sphincter scrunching when someone else’s hands take us outside our comfort zone.
But this sort of thing happens to me at least four times a week – and that doesn’t include all the staring, leering and dodgy lines I’m subjected to in bars.Accessories are fair game, but try to be genuine and specific.“That’s a really nice bag” sounds a bit weird when addressing someone clutching a Dixon’s carrier.There’s nothing wrong with staring at arses – they’re lovely – but for fuck’s sake go and look at one in a magazine.
A woman in a bar is surrounded by friends, waiters, bouncers and people who can help if she becomes the object of a madman’s affections. Ken Clarke has been guilty of some utter cuntery but he has not yet introduced a Sex for Wine bill.
Also, beware of negging, or the Negative Compliment.